a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude
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average_russian_insurgent.mp4
hoyl fuck my sides
I can’t tell whats funnier:
-The way they yell “Russia!”
-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof
-The vodka induced singing and dancing
-The fact that it’s Russian pop
-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight
-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it
The signs as drunk Russians:
Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka
Taurus: Woman in blue jacket
Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman
Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman
Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie
Virgo: Guy dancing with drink
Libra: Cameraman
Scorpio: Guy in camo pants
Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket
Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this
Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed
Pisces: VICE news reporter
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house of cards spec script
| kevin spacey: | "i'm going to do a good thing for you, other politician." |
|---|---|
| *other politician leaves the room, kevin spacey looks at camera* | |
| kevin spacey: | "it is actually bad" |
can anyone tell me what that sentence says, i think ive just had a stroke
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Cuno Amiet, Summer landscape with three trees (1905)
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